May 12: Newcastle upon Tyne Day 2
The day dawned cold and dismal. Cloudy and very much sub 20 degrees. As is my habit when travelling alone I went out on a long wander. I went down to Castle Keep, the fort that gave
This day will always be marked down as quite special for me. I finally met my friend, Carina Nilsen. I’ve known this girl for a number of years but had never had the opportunity to meet. Rina, as I call her, is a Norwegian girl who moved to
May 13: Newcastle upon Tyne Day 3
Having realized there wasn’t a whole lot to do in
Then it was dinner again with Rina. This time we walked down to the Quayside and had a look around down there. For a small city it had a ridiculous number of bridges, 9 in all and a tunnel, to cross the river. eye, which incidentally was also its name. Quayside also boasts one of the oddest pubs I have ever seen. The building is sort of in the Tudor style, white with brown framing, but the oddest thing was that the walls of this pub actually bulge. They’re not straight! It’s very, very odd to see.
Newcastle also boasts a copy of our own Harbour Bridge, but unfortunately it's smaller. Even more unfortunately, it's not in Sydney.
Dinner was at a small pub with a deep back room, which we nicknamed the Brick Pit. Dinner was accompanied by a very long chat and a very strange person. The Brick Pit is a rectangular room with alcoves at each end and cubicle style seating. This rather odd fellow came in and walked into the alcove near where we were sitting. Naturally we thought he was getting a seat but instead he stopped and faced the wall and held out his hands, palms down as if he was blindly feeling about. As if that wasn’t strange enough, he went to the opposite alcove of the Brick Pit and did the same thing! WTH?! Then he went out in to the main bar. A pair of chaps sitting over there looked at us with puzzled expressions and we all broke into a good old chuckle. I peeked around the corner into the main bar and there he was! Facing a wall and holding his hands out! Wacko alert! Well, after that bit of amusement we resumed our chat and in time I walked her to the nearest station and farewelled her until the next time we met, whenever that would be.
May 14-15" Interlude
Nothing much happened here save that I stayed at Yan's for a couple of days and sorted out my accommodation for France.
May 16: Leaving for Paris
This day did not start very well. In order to get cheap travel in France, I had bought a Rail pass for France. This got me cheap travel on all the TGV and local trains for around 200 euros. I also got a cheap fare for the Eurostar, the express train that links London with Belgium and France. A full e ticket is a very expensive 150 pounds, my pass entitled me to a reduced fare of 50 pounds, but unfortunately that was the 7:30 train leaving from London's St Pancras (or as Ingrid calls it, St Pancreas *chuckle chuckle*) International station. So to get there, my day started at 4:15am as I had to get the first train out from Teddington, where Yan's place was. The train arrived duly at 4:59am and got me to London Waterloo at 5:45 at which point I jumped onto the underground that took me to St Pancras and thus I arrived, largely zombified at 6am to check in to the terminal. The Eurostar was fast, very fast, but not as fast as the Shinkansen of Japan, nor as comfortable. Anyway, the Eurostar arrived, a little late, in Paris at 10:30.
The hostels of Paris are almost as pricey as booking a hotel room, without the comforts. So to avoid all that I booked an studio apartment for the 4 days I was going to be there. I felt a certain amount of sentimentality about staying in this apartment. It felt like those french films I saw once or twice, weird. The street I stayed on, Rue St Charles has a rather nice view looking down the street, that of la Tour Eiffel, the Eiffel Tower, which really isn't all that spectacular.
I met up with Bink and Ingrid (what a coincidence!) at the Notre Dame.
We saw most of the “amazing” sights on this first day, the Notre Dame, St Chappel’s, the Louvre. To be honest, both Bink and I found
It was quite a difference. The Brits treated their cultural monuments with near-religious reverence while the French viewed them as another place to hang out or take a partner. No one seemed to view its historical significance.
This is the inside of St Chappel's Cathedral. The stained glass window work is simply one of the most brilliant I have ever seen.
The absolute highlight of the day had to be lunch. One of the nice things about
Next Stop La Conciergerie, a one time prison for political and petty criminals generally on their way to their execution. A much nicer building since it wasn’t covered in paint and artwork, just bare stone. Marie Antoinette was imprisoned here prior to her execution.
Our next destination was the famous La Musee de Louvre and as it was starting to rain we decided to jump on the Metro. If Ingrid ever reads this she'll probably want to kill me, but hell, we all need a few good laughs. Anyway, Paris's metro system uses a system like Sydney's where you slide in a ticket and the gates open. but sometimes the tickets don't work and the gates don't open. So, as Ingrid approached the gate she put her ticket in almost as soon as the ticket from the lady in front of her popped out so the gate reacted badly and she had gotten past the first set of gates, but for some strange reason, there is a second set of gates and these didn't open. Of course the first set of gates locked and lo and behold, Ingrid was stuck between the gates... Here is the result.
As everyone knows, the Louvre is one of the greatest repositories of old art. The place is literally chockers with it all arranged by region, although the European art is further broken down by period because there’s so much of it. The place was also packed with visitors. The biggest draw card is of course the painting La Jaconde or more familiarly the Mona Lisa. It’s always been a mystery to me as to why this particular work of art has drawn such attention. The area around it was roped off and the painting itself hidden behind a Perspex shield. There was such a crowd of people around it; it looked like a gathering at a country fair to see the circus freak. The other thing that I didn’t understand and I said as much to Bink, was that why do people want to take a picture with a painting. It’s like they’re trying to prove that they actually were there. *shakes head*; we also had a look at the painting of Mary Magdelene, lots of conspiracy theories abound about modifications that were supposedly done by da Vinci to this painting. The other one he allegedly changed was the Last Supper but that’s housed in
There were some redeeming features of this place. Some of the rooms had very impressive ceiling work, very intricate sculpture work and artwork, but more often than not there was a religious theme particularly in the Italian art section. Obviously to an agnostic, the religious significance was lost but the beauty of the work was nonetheless impressive. The final stop had to be the Pyramid Inversee, that famous inverted glass pyramid. I got Bink to do a pic of her hefting it and quite promptly there were imitators, pfft.
Having walked around so much we’d worked up quite an appetite so off we were to search for a feed and we found it in another little alley at a restaurant called La Sourdiere. Here we had a choice of ordering a la carte or getting a 3 dish meal. For entrée, I had a plate of Provencale style prawns; Bink had escargot, Ingrid a salad of some description and Ingrid’s friend Kathy, a French onion soup. The prawns weren’t too bad and the escargots were a bit on the soft side. The main was most impressive, I had a fusili with a four cheese sauce with Roquefort, Emmenthal and two others that I forget and it was simply the best four cheese sauce I have ever had. The smell alone nearly made me swoon. One of the things I’ve found with cream sauces is that initially they can be intense and delectable but after a bit once your palate caught up to it, the sauce loses a lot of its lustre. Well this one was a whole new kettle of fish. The sauce managed to keep tasting new and intense the whole way through. Vive la Roquefort!
Ingrid ordered a pair of quail, why I don’t know since she didn’t end up eating much of it… Bink’s salmon looked alright but not particularly inviting. Kathy’s veal looked pretty boring too. Then to dessert where I had MORE cheese; this time a block of goat’s cheese, which was deliciously smooth and melt-in-the-mouth, in a walnut salad.
Bink had a crème Brule, a necessity since we were in the home of this dish, this one had coconut shaved over the top of it and a pineapple slice thrown over it. That too was delicious. The crème Brule was exceptionally smooth.
Ingrid’s one was some sort of strawberry ice cream pan cake, which was also very nice. The strawberry ice cream had super strong strawberry taste and Kathy had an apple tarte. The chap there was even nice enough to separate my meal out into its component dishes as it worked out cheaper than if I’d paid for the 3 dish meal.
It was pretty good to get so much touristy stuff out of the way on the first day. Although it was only my first day here, I’d come to see an interesting difference between the French and British cultures. The French lean heavily towards the arts, intangible delights of the mind and senses. The Brits are more into actions. Their history is a long one of large numbers of conflicts with the European neighbours, during the middle ages, and overseas, in more modern times, and a significant number of people distinguished themselves through the ages of warfare. The most famous square in
This day was to be a bit of a sad one. I was sending Bink off, again, but for the last time. Quite possibly it could be a great deal of time before I saw her again. I didn’t get to send Bev off and that was kind of sad too. It’s pretty hard to describe it. There couldn’t have been more than a month or so that any one of us has been away from the other two, but now we were all apart. I make light of it a lot. I am for the most part a fairly solitary person, but that solitude is spent also knowing that those two are nearby. It’s quite difficult parting with people who you have watched all their lives. I think I’d rather have lost my right arm or left leg.
Anyway, having deposited Bink at the station, I went and booked my ticket to
A few decades ago, the government decided it needed a new district, for the higher tech industries. They built a whole new area called La Defense. It’s all glass and steel there and is dominated by La Grande Arche de la Defense. In the right sort of light the place looks like something out of Star Trek.
May 18: Paris Day 3
The plan today was to meet up with Ingrid and Kathy for brunch.; they crossed town to get to my end. We originally planned on getting a pile of cheese from a fromagerie, a cheesemonger, and some bread and munching away. Unfortunately, the French being the way they are, often do not open their stores on Mondays. So brunch ended up being a light meal at a restaurant near my apartment. Brunch was decided ordinary, nothing particular to speak of. I decided that today I’d have a bit of something else apart from more art. So while Ingrid and Kathy went off to Saint Germain de Pres and wherever else, I went off to the Musee Nationale d’Histoire Naturelle, or the National Museum of Natural History, which is in actuality just a giant park with 3 museums and a garden. I wandered the garden which was fairly beautiful but there was something missing here.
Personally I feel that a garden or a park should fill you with a sense of serenity and peace a place where you can relax. That just didn’t happen here. There were just too many people, this being a Saturday and all. After a bit of thinking I hit upon the problem.
That puts them about a storey higher than most of the trees in the city; that seemed to press in on the parks and made them feel more claustrophobic. It felt like something was just hanging over you. After a while I gave up on the museum of natural history and went off for a long, long walk. I walked past the Pantheon but declined the ridiculous price of 6 euros to go in and view a tomb. I wandered past into la Jardin de Luxembourg, or the
My final random stop of the day was for the old church at St Germain de Pres. This is
May 19: Paris Day 4
My final full day in
It was quite a view of
And so my
Ah and the long trip begins. The first step in my whirlwind tour around
So…
Lyon is the considered food central in
So having made a bungle of the metro a bit of walking was definitely necessary so off it was. I walked around for a couple of hours looking for food, not that I didn’t find it, I just couldn’t decide on what to eat. Finally decided on having a steak, which was ok but really no chop on the ones back home (no pun intended). The one thing I dislike about the two cities I’ve visited so far is that they both have big variations in the opening and closing times. Most places tend not to be open on Sundays and some places aren't open Monday either. Also, the French have a tradition of having 2 hour lunches, makes you wonder how they get anything done at all. So by the time I finished dinner pretty much everything had closed, how dull. I walked another couple of blocks then went back to the hotel. I should really call it an apartment. This place was huge. It was closer to being a studio apartment than a hotel room. The main room was as big as my bedroom back home, not to mention there were a stove and a fridge!! My window bears special mention. It had a security roller shutter and a curtain rail so I could hang up my washing and having a fairly good chance that it would be dry the next morning. It also opened out onto a small rock garden, which was pleasant.
May 21: Lyon Day 2
Today I decided I’d go visit Vieux Lyon, or Old Lyon.
Just for fun I fired up the GPS and being another one of those lovely days, it picked up the satellite quick smart. I then watched my weaving journey through the hills over
The view really was breathtaking. The stroll down to the first district followed a pedestrianised street that flowed down the hill. The street’s lined with lots of quirky shops but as it reached the city it became a little dodgy looking.
One of the features of Lyon is opposite their l'Hotel de La Ville. It's a fountain with a giant sculpture on it. It's of 4 horses drawing a carriage. The four horses are meant to represent rivers or something. The whole thing is made of 120 tonnes of lead.
It’s quite depressing travelling alone sometimes, especially when you’re alone in a city where the best thing is to eat. Eating out alone is boring and you look like a total twat. Drinking alone is even moredepressing, you look like an alcoholic. Dinner ended up being a ham quiche and a croque monsieur, lots of cheese over ham on thick toast. I heated them back up over a slow heat on the stove. The quiche was damned good but the croque was a bit of a crock.

One of the lovely things about a city on the river is that it becomes quite a sight after dark. In this case, it didn’t go dark till after 9pm so a slow stroll out to river side at 8:30 yielded an amazing vista of the river and the city. I wasn’t the only one with such sentiments, a pair of Korean (I think) girls were wandering the riverside taking shots as well. All in all I felt it was a lovely way to end the night.
Oh and Celine Dion got the French Legion of Honour for her contribution to music or some such
May 22: Lyon Day 3
No matter how stupid you look eating alone, in some places it’s not too bad. Since I was in the gastronomic heart of
The place is really quite cute. There are a small collection of high tables and stools where you can eat. Then behind it there is a counter where you can get the raw quenelles so you don’t have to make them yourself. There over a dozen different fillings. I went for a quenelle volaile in a simple salad. I’m going to have to look up what volaile is. These things were delicious! At first I thought that they were a little bland, but as I ate I figured that if they were fairly strong flavoured, it’d get pretty hard to eat towards the end. They tasted of light fluffy egg with a hint of cheese, it was excellently balanced, although admittedly mixing balsamic vinegar and cream probably wasn’t the best idea. By the end of the dish I was thoroughly satisfied with it. It was an excellently light dish suitable for a light lunch, but filling enough that it’d be a while before I got hungry again.
Now I decided it was definitely time to explore Old Lyon, without getting lost and what a delightful old place it was. Lots of cobbled streets and open squares filled with bouchons,
I had to get a picture of this dog. Reminded me of Lulu, so cute. There was a doberman pup that was running up and the down the street. He was really cute.
This is the city from a ways up the hill behind Old Lyon. Quite a lovely sight. Lyon has a really airy and far more sentimental feel than Paris, I found. Yes it didn't have all the museums and art and what not, but there was a certain stateliness about it.
The other thing I had decided to have a look at was the confluence, the point where the two rivers met, so back onto the metro it was and off to the nearest metro. After 20 min walk I found a point where I could see the confluence and it’s not really much because that part of the city is a cross between a redevelopment project and a port. It used to be an industrial wasteland, but it’s being rehabilitated into what I don’t know. Still, it was something I’d never seen before and the area near it is very much a light industrial/technology park. Large numbers of steel and glass buildings housing small companies and their bigger cousins housing larger companies, a really boring kind of place. At that point, I called it a day. I’d seen pretty much all of central
May 23: Marseille Day 2
I’d often found the travelling to a place more exciting than getting a place, as the saying goes, the journey is more important than the destination and my next destination was gritty Marseille, an hour and a half south from Lyon. Marseille is the second biggest city in


Along the sides of the port, it’s all restaurants and hotels. It is super commercial. At the innermost side of the port there are shops, cafes and stores of all sorts. It’s busy as all buggery. Marseille also has a reputation for being pretty rough and it actually feels fairly rough.

The most imposing features of the old port are the pair of forts that guard the entrance to the port, Fort St Jean and Bas Fort Nicolas, both built by the Knights Hospitaller of Jerusalem in the 13th Century. Very imposing features for any harbour. The view of the city from St Jean was most impressive. From the top of Fort St Jean, there is a very imposing panorama of the port and the surround city. About the only word for it is bustling. I have never seen so many boats in one place before.

This is Rue De la Republique, Republic Road. Every city I've visited has one. This one is a bit of a shopping drag. Mixed shops not all that impressive.

This rather imposing view belongs to La Cathdrale Notre Dame de la Garde. It overlooks the entire city, making for a very impressive viewing lookout.
After a couple more hours of walking exploring the back streets of this grimy city, I picked up dinner, more cheese (blue
My first impressions of Marseille was of a distinctly "in you face" sort of place. I wouldn't say I was comfortable in it, but then again I'd only been there for several hours. I definitely liked it more than Paris, I'd put it a little below Lyon though.
May 24: Marseille Day 2


The island itself is basically a big pile of rock and the Chateau covers pretty much the entire pile. It was originally a fort to guard the approaches to Marseille, which it had to do a few times during its long history. From the water, it's a very forbidding looking place.



The view from the battlements of southern France is spectacular. The day was absolutely beautiful and the visibility was kilometres all the way around. Although to the south of the fort there's nothing to see but more of the

Another thing of note was the size of the seagulls. They were the size of small hawks. Compared to them, the ones back home looked like pigeons. In fact there were warnings strung all over the place about aggressive seagulls, which might attack. Fortunately, the wind was so great that most of them spent their time gliding around on the updraughts or sitting around taking cover. The flipside of that was the wind was making it increasingly difficult to take pictures since the buffeting from the wind made it damned hard to hold the camera still. Walk in a straight line getting difficult, even for someone of my mass. There were other visitors that were having it really tough.
. So it was back down to the wharf to await the ferry which got there in short order. The ferry took a side trip to Ile de Frioul, which is actually 2 islands that were linked by a dyke. This island was used as a quarantine station during a cholera epidemic centuries ago. The ride back was damned nasty. The wind howled and the ferry started smashing its way through the waves. Eventually, or should I say inevitably, all of us brave souls who sat on the upper deck were thoroughly drenched and I was probably going to get a cold. A quick detour back to the hotel, a hot shower and a short rest I decided that I absolutely had to try the specialty of the city. I scooted back to the old port so I could treat myself to a big plate of the stuff. Naturally, there had to be dinner hours, after 7-7:30 and I’d gotten out there at 6:30, so I spent an hour or so wandering le Panier Quartier. This old quarter, meaning Pantry, dated back to Roman time but during WW2 when Marseille was liberated by allied and French resistance, the quarter was blown up and later rebuilt. It’s a pretty boring area.
Now, I love strong flavoured foods and the more intense the better, hence my love of blue cheese. However, I gotta say that bouillabaisse completely bowled me over. The soup base was incredibly intense. It was also an unwholesome off green colour. The mix of flavours was awesome. I’d asked for the bouillabaisse royale which include a half lobster. Our lobster back home is so much better, I must say. The fish was scorpionfish, I think. The flesh was delectably firm with a nice amount of "bounce. There’s another addition to the meal, a basket of hard toasted bread, a sort of aioli and a dish of shredded cheese. The trick was to spread some of the aioli on the bread then sprinkle cheese onto the sauce and then drop the bread into the soup to soak it up and of course go soggy. That turned out to be an unexpected collision of delightful flavours. I didn’t think I’d be full after that but damn me I was full and it was so delicious.
Dinner had been great so I topped it off by enjoying a sunset over the open water. The day had nearly been a disaster but in the end good food and a beautiful evening made it pretty darned good.
Just for fun here are some night shots of the Old port.
May 25: Marseille Day 3

to be bulldozed and rebuilt. Dynamite or TNT would be good.

One of the crowning features of Marseille is the cathedral, la Cathedrale Notre Dame de la Gard. This old, old cathedral sits on a hill overlooking Marseille although with the pounding rain it was a bit on the dreary side. This is a view of the Ile d'If and Ile de Frioul from the hilltop. Notice how dreary it is. The whole time it was raining and being the bright spark, I had neglected to bring my jacket so I was getting damper by the second. I thought I was going to get a cold from all this. First the drenching from the Mediterranean, now this...

This is the view of the old port and part of the western side of the coastline of Marseille. Towards the upper part of the coast is the newer ports where the real cargo is delivered.

This is the Notre Dame herself. It's a fairly grand old building. No pictures were allowed inside which is fair, as there were a large number of people praying.
In the end, I’d pretty much decided that I’d more or less exhausted what I could. I’d gotten quite damp anyway so I gave up and went to the net café for a couple of hours instead.